hi

Most people think Amsterdam is a city of sin. In fact its a city of freedom and in freedom most people find sin.

snapily:

stop white people 2k14

snapily:

stop white people 2k14

(via hypotheticallygay)

evaded:

cygate:

movies with cool concepts but poor execution in writing

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aka the purge

(Source: tarnality, via i-came-in-like-a--wrecking-ball)

(Source: kimkanyekimye, via lohanthony)

thesoftghetto:

s3xnoises:

missbreeze:

chocolate and vanilla swirrrrllllll swirllllllllll

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE

i got to leave my damn computer…

thesoftghetto:

s3xnoises:

missbreeze:

chocolate and vanilla swirrrrllllll swirllllllllll

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE

i got to leave my damn computer…

(Source: whatmemesmaycome, via surprisebitch)

skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

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I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

(Source: emojigrl, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

eyeslikeseaglass:

louis2k9:

reginasmom:

how is he even still allowed to be on tv

Lindsay Lohan has starred in more than 27 movies, appeared in 8 different TV-shows, hosted Saturday Night Live five times, been nominated for 44 awards and won 22 of them. What has Perez done in his years of “fame”? Talked shit about celebrities online.

Achievements in Perez Hilton’s career include adding cum dribbles to starlets’ faces on Microsoft Paint and sexually harassing people during red carpet interviews.

(Source: cladora, via i-came-in-like-a--wrecking-ball)

codeinewarrior:

*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato

"sir we don’t serve that"

don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

Guy on train:

I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.

Me:

*turns up music*

Guy:

I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!

Me:

*takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.

Guy:

Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?

Me:

Guy:

Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?

Lady by door:

Hey. Leave her alone.

Guy:

Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.

Lady:

*moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?

Me:

Fine. Just wish he'd go away.

Lady cop:

I can make that happen.

Guy:

Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!

Lady cop:

And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.

Entire train:

*applauds*